Tips on Adult Dating Four Women at Once

For a lot of guys, adult dating more than one girl at a time doesn’t just burn a hole in your pocket, it also can be a terribly stressful ordeal that even if it means having to sleep with four girls at once, is almost too much to handle. Well, almost. We’ve amassed valuable information and have come up with a set of rules that will help keep your love pentagon from falling apart.



• Use pet names as often as possible



There’s nothing more incriminatingly painful than calling a girl by the wrong name while out adult dating . Use something like “baby,” “sweetie” or “honey” instead of a proper name. Make sure you interchange them as often as possible so not a single term of endearment sticks to one girl. Not only will it keep your mouth from getting your ass into big trouble, but she might even think it’s sweet.



• Keep a tabs of what you do together



It’s quite impossible for a guy to remember the endless string of anniversaries, birthdays and picnic outings with this many lady friends, so try writing everything down and then secure the notebook under lock and key.



• Delete your Facebook account



This may be your window to your social circles, but for your girlfriends, it’s a door into your scummy personal life. It only takes one racy comment to turn your sex-filled social life into that of the guy who works at the comic book store and really seems to care a lot about Wonder Woman.



• Guard your cell phone with your life



Just like Facebook, your cell phone holds tons of incriminating information that could put you in grave danger, so make sure to keep it with you at ALL times. If possible, operate like a secret government agent and only use pay phones. It looks way cooler.



• Do not allow sleepovers. EVER.



Women can tell when other women have been in a guy’s place. It’s one of their inherent talents. So, the best way to cover your ass is to make sure you crash at her place.



• Learn how to cook



Adult dating and eating go together, so if you don’t want to sell some of you stuff or take out a loan for those meals that will have you end up spending at restaurants, tune in to the Food Network and start learning a few dishes. There are also a ton of online sites to get recipes from, and she’ll even be impressed.



• If you get caught, fess up



It was fun while it lasted, but once you get busted, you’re done. See if you can salvage one of the girls who doesn’t hate your guts or just move on and start the whole thing over again.