- Sneak Up Behind Him
- Get Naked Too
- Break Out the Blindfold
- Climb on Top
- Take a Sensual Shower Together
- Locate His G-Spot
- Find a New Spot
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Some couples can have pretty nasty arguments in the span of their adult dating relationships. These arguments can even get worse and we’re talking about brutal name calling and throwing around each other’s stuff. Clearly, this kind of explosive behavior needs some cool-down tips. And even if you and your adult dating partner don’t fight quite that intensely, it’s never a bad idea to have a few tricks up your sleeve for taking a blow-out down a notch.
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For the most part, guys are really trustworthy, but there are some bad seeds that can be so obvious, they might as well have “Shady” inked across their foreheads in black with size 100 font. It never really hurt to compare notes on dudes who are trouble when you try to hookup, so we’ve listed down a few from women who know how to see the sings.
Men aren’t known to initiate conversations in adult dating relationships, which is the reason why when they do decide to end it, it’s as if a bomb went off out of nowhere. But according to experts, guys give away clues when they’re not into it anymore.
She finds out that her exes keep getting hitched to the girl they hookup right after her. Which poses the question: What is it about some women that screams “not wife material?”
I got a call from my ex just a week ago a guy I completely believed that one day I’d see him smiling at me in a tux from the other end of a church aisle. He’s been dating the girl he hooked up with since we called it quits a couple of years ago, so when the words that came out of his mouth were the ones that I secretly prayed I’d never hear, I was crushed: “Jane, I’m going to marry her.” I instantly burst into tears. You see, this isn’t the only time I became the girlfriend before the girlfriend who eventually becomes the wife. Yes, you’re not going to believe this, but it has happened seven times. It feels like I’m just prepping guys to get married to somebody else. I guess you could think of me as a husband fluffer you know that crew member in porn movies whose job is to get the actor, uh, ready for his scene? In my case, I put in tons of hard work, and then another girl steps in right before the money shot I mean, the wedding scene. Heh. The details vary, but the fundamental scenario is the same: Boy and I hookup and fall in love; boy and I split; boy marries next girl that comes along. Take my first boyfriend after college. I was truly convinced he was The One, but when we were two years in, I realized I’ve never lived on my own as a single girl. So we took a little break, after which he started dating another chick… and now they’re engaged. After him, there was this other guy. And like the first one, he was older, charming successful, and gorgeous. I was crazy in love with him. Then I thought, “With a guy like this, you have to play a little hard to get.” But I didn’t see the signs that should’ve told me he was playing more of a grown-up game: the new three-bedroom apartment, the doting on his sister’s baby. So he ditched me for a model, who is now his wife. Given these horrific stories, I asked myself what I did I do to drive these men into the arms of other women? Did I spark a desire for them to find a wife? Or maybe they wanted out of the dating game for good? I presented this question to my therapist. “You thought you wanted to tie the knot with these guys, right?” she asked. Correct. “So you made them work through all their issues to prop them for marriage.” Correct. “But were you ready?” Excellent question. The concept of marriage probably scared the hell out of me, and the guys sensed it. “Keep in mind,” she continued, “a husband fluffer means you’re free to keep on looking to find the right person. You’ve been spared, and you have spared them too. You just weren’t right for them. Think of it as a gift you gave them.” Right now, I’m still waiting for all the thank you cards in the mail. You most likely know by now that most men are primed to go as soon as they wake up. What may not be quite obvious to you is that your body is most likely also ready for adult sex during those hours too.
A recent study from Harvard University revealed that a female’s circadian rhythm is slightly different from a male’s: It is biologically designed to be energized in the morning, but totally beat upon going to bed at night. And by usually making adult sex a pre-sleep activity, you’re forced to go against your natural urge to relax at night. So if what our body wants after our alarm clocks sound is adult sex, why isn’t everybody doing it? According to experts, women fight the desire to get into it because they don’t feel good about how they look or how their breath smells, they check their phones right away so they could respond to work-related emails, or they are most likely in a rush that they know there’s not enough time to enjoy a nice round of booty. Fortunately, we’ve gathered a few tricks that will surely make your sunrise adult sex session more appealing and totally enjoyable.
How do you turn your man on when you hook up? Let us count the ways. We give you a must-do list of tips to tease, touch, and totally please your man when you hook up.
When was the last time you went out adult dating? If you’re having a tough time remembering, you can go over these signs to check if it’s time for you to get back adult dating out there.
Have you ever noticed how an attractive guy will suddenly seem hotter the moment he’s off the market? Take Ryan Reynolds for example: Although he’s already known to be adorable, his solid hunk status didn’t kick in until he hooked up with, and then married, Scarlett Johansson. The same goes for Dax Shepard, whom we didn’t bother to give a second look until he coupled up with Kristen Bell. And come to think of it, Justin Long almost never really registered in our babe-dar pre-Drew Barrymore.
According to a recent study, this phenomenon isn’t just limited to our celebrity crushes. After conducting a survey on single women about the characteristics of their ideal man, Oklahoma State University researchers showed them a photo of a guy that is believed to be their “perfect match,” and asked if they would hook up with him. When we revealed that their perfect match was single, 59 percent of the women said they would hook up with him. When they were told he was already spoken for, a staggering 90 percent said they would. The conclusion: Just knowing the guy is unavailable makes him more appealing. Knowing this freaky piece of information will likely set off major alarms, we decided to dig deeper so we could find out the reason behind this forbidden attraction. Basic Instinct For some experts, it makes perfect sense why women automatically find taken men more tempting than single ones. The reason can be traced back during the caveman days, where finding an ideal mate was a matter of life and death. If your man is not capable of protecting you and providing your basic needs, you wouldn’t survive. So when you meet a guy that’s in a successful relationship, the cavewoman part of your brain tells you he must be a good protector and provider, making his desirability shoot through the ceiling. Conversely, guys are different: The study revealed they had no preference for single women. This isn’t really surprising, because guys don’t need to do much instinctual digging to sense that a woman would be a good partner. They just look for physical signs that a woman is fertile, like possessing a nice hip-to-waist ratio, which can be visually examined on the spot. In addition to women’s primal urges, some are inadvertently drawn to unavailable guys because they see them play a purely romantic role. We can see them hold their partner’s hand, open the door for her, and then women assume he’s Prince Charming. They don’t see the moody, burping, fantasy playing dude she’s really in a relationship with. Have you ever noticed how an attractive guy will suddenly seem hotter the moment he’s off the market? Take Ryan Reynolds for example: Although he’s already known to be adorable, his solid hunk status didn’t kick in until he hooked up with, and then married, Scarlett Johansson. The same goes for Dax Shepard, whom we didn’t bother to give a second look until he coupled up with Kristen Bell. And come to think of it, Justin Long almost never really registered in our babe-dar pre-Drew Barrymore. According to a recent study, this phenomenon isn’t just limited to our celebrity crushes. After conducting a survey on single women about the characteristics of their ideal man, Oklahoma State University researchers showed them a photo of a guy that is believed to be their “perfect match,” and asked if they would hook up with him. When we revealed that their perfect match was single, 59 percent of the women said they would hook up with him. When they were told he was already spoken for, a staggering 90 percent said they would. The conclusion: Just knowing the guy is unavailable makes him more appealing. Knowing this freaky piece of information will likely set off major alarms, we decided to dig deeper so we could find out the reason behind this forbidden attraction. Basic Instinct For some experts, it makes perfect sense why women automatically find taken men more tempting than single ones. The reason can be traced back during the caveman days, where finding an ideal mate was a matter of life and death. If your man is not capable of protecting you and providing your basic needs, you wouldn’t survive. So when you meet a guy that’s in a successful relationship, the cavewoman part of your brain tells you he must be a good protector and provider, making his desirability shoot through the ceiling. Conversely, guys are different: The study revealed they had no preference for single women. This isn’t really surprising, because guys don’t need to do much instinctual digging to sense that a woman would be a good partner. They just look for physical signs that a woman is fertile, like possessing a nice hip-to-waist ratio, which can be visually examined on the spot. In addition to women’s primal urges, some are inadvertently drawn to unavailable guys because they see them play a purely romantic role. We can see them hold their partner’s hand, open the door for her, and then women assume he’s Prince Charming. They don’t see the moody, burping, fantasy playing dude she’s really in a relationship with. |